THE OBLIGATORY INTRODUCE YOURSELF THREAD

YOU GUYS, LIKE, WHO ARE YOU
I'D LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU.

In this thread :
who you are,
what you do,
how you learnt about the game,
how you want to help with the game.

ME FIRST :
My name is Orteil, I'm 20. I knew about Crabby from /v/ and then I found https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vECHOv0NL88 which made me realize how awesome it would be to actually make that game.
I have made other games before. I often post on my DeviantArt.

That is all.

Rockman here, long time /v/ user.
I've done a few romhacks and messed around with RPG Maker (read: Nothing of interest), but I'd consider myself a pretty good writer.
Learned about the game on /v/.
I want to help the game by writing witty examine options and plot.

blind -> Holy shit.

Rockman -> Awesome, you're in. I fail at writing, the wittiest thing I have so far is when you notice two gay spiders doing it under the cupboard.

We can write?
I thought this was a one-man job or something. Sweet, but let's not turn it into cancer like that /a/ game where you fuck the disabled animu girls.

VideoVader here. /v/ user, work with Flash and Photoshop in my spare time. Experienced with programming in C++, dabbled with coding a Tetris clone back in high school. I want to help the project by contributing art and story ideas.

I'm currently working on a Flash cartoon series with some friends and fellow /v/irgins. Rather than just review crappy video games, we'll discuss how these games could be improved by drawing lessons from other, superior games. We call ourselves, "The Repair Shop," and we're planning to post our completed cartoons on this Youtube channel.

I occasionally post stuff on DeviantArt, too, including frames from the aforementioned cartoon series. I can also post future Crabby ideas here for you guys to review.

The name's Rage,

I'm an 18-year old student (mechatronics/electronics) from the Netherlands.
I stumbled upon this site when looking for stuff about Crab Nicholson Extreme Sleepover.
I once downloaded some happy hardcore from Vulpvibe records, an album made by Kitsune².
One of the songs was (indeed) Crab Nicholson extreme sleepover. As I just discovered, also the themesong of this new game-to-be.
What I have read and seen so far, Good job guys, I am dumbstruck by the sheer awesome of this site and game.
I have done some work with Gamemaker before, so I already know the program. I have some experience with Delphi and C++, but still on an amateur level.

I would like to help you guys to make this an awesome game.

Blind => Of course, anyone interested can contribute to the plot, though only the most unanimously winnest parts will make it into the game.

VideoVader => Aight, you can be gameplay councellor.

Rage => If I ever need help on the code, I'll contact you. Do you have games you can show us ?

hi i'm schizzy

i joined because orteil forced me

yeah.

Beoglaf here,
I like writing for fun (not papers or research shit)
Learned about this from /v/ of course.
From what I can tell this will be the game that revives and revamps the text adventure genre.
Tell me what kind of writing is needed, and I will enjoy it.

Chello.

Hey, My name is Pokemon trainer blue. I am a /v/ denizen, and that's obviously how I found out about this. I am a freelance artist/animator and very willing to fuck around on this project with you queers. I cant write for shit though, but it seems like you have enough of those as it is.

I am Dracula...

I bid you welcome.

Pokemon Trainer Blue wrote:Hey, My name is Pokemon trainer blue. I am a /v/ denizen, and that's obviously how I found out about this. I am a freelance artist/animator and very willing to fuck around on this project with you queers. I cant write for shit though, but it seems like you have enough of those as it is.

Is that a goddamn Artemus Gordon icon?

I like you already d-( ^_^ )z

fatbaconman here.

I enjoy video games and eating bacon. Can't wait to play the releases as they come out.

Currently using the theme song as my cell phone ringer.

Greetings my fellow crabbles, I am Johnnycakes.

I probably won't be able to contribute to the project that much, but I definitely want to see it come to fruition. Anyways, glad to be part of what is soon to be game of the year.

Well lets see... I am a 19 year old, informatics collage student from a country in europe that has less inhabitants then other countrys mayor cities.
I am mainly studiying programing and have before done some extensive things on game maker(which i mainly forgot all about) but can learn it all again pretty quickly i also knew everything there is about FLASH programing(forgot that to) but can learn it probably again quickly to. I now need to focus more on C/C++, C#, basic, html, java, css, ajax, php and that shit sadly.

I would really like to see this game done in some other thing then game maker, but for what i saw the 0.0002 version looks pretty cool. But still i would like that this game is atleast done in FLASH i could relearn it and do it but i would also need some other people because later i think this is going to be a shitload of work.

So mainly i now know pretty much eevrything about C#, visual basic and C++. So if you need anything done in that i will gladly try to do it to get this fucking awesome game going.

Oh yea i think i saw crab nicholson first on /v/ dont know how long ago

I'm 23.
I, like everyone, it seems, found out about this project from /v/.
I'm the guy who complained that both pillows wouldn't go in the cupboard together, because I like fiddle with things like that.
I generally hope to just throw ideas out at the moment, I'm not too great with specifics, although I'm good with words for when I know exactly what I'm trying to convey, this convoluted sentence being the exception.
So, you know, I might have suggestions to improve wording for written bits if needed.
I've never made any games before, but I've played enough and I know what I like.

Feel free to completely veto any of my ideas, I won't be hurt.

Good Day my good sirs

Long time /v/ poster

I have come here because i think this whole idea is absurdly hilarious and i'd like to be of help to the developers

also

derp

I'm irover. Ignore my name, I accidently forgot to add an r and was too lazy to make a different account. I've been on /v/ since (around) late 2006-early 2007.

Also, I do shit on the tubes.
https://www.youtube.com/user/Irover18

Name's Creamhilt,
A friend linked me to the crab nicholson theme and I fell in love. I'm a long time graphic artist, as well as a pretty fluent Game Maker programmer. Hope I can contribute to the awesomeness, that is this project, in some way shape or form!

Hi i'm Au-G, i'm 20 and from Denmark.
I am in college working with IT and different kinds of Communication. i know a bit of HTML and Python but it's very basic.
I heard of this game from /v/ like everyone else.
I want to help with plot details and betatesting!

I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is in fact my body.
Fire is partially my blood.
I have created over a thousand stories.
Unknown to seriousness.
Nor known to sanity.

Naw, I'm just messing with you.
I'm from the Church of Later-day Saint.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your savior?

CptWyvern here, I'm British and I used to post fuckloads on /v/ where I stumbled across this.

I generally have no imagination and I'm a terrible coder, but if I ever get an idea which isn't a pile of shit I'll post it here.