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Crab's Kitchen

Post  God on Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:18 am

I'm going to list a few things off the top of my head for the kitchen. Expect shit ideas as well as good. Please build on/trash any of these ideas as you wish.

-Blender. This should be epic. I tried to think of something that you might want to blend, and the only things I could think of were "everything" and "grenades".
-Huge freezer full of meat, with a chainsaw inside
-Indoor barbecue, which requires a gas mask to be worn to prevent death
-A toaster. A screwdriver or somesuch can be used to make adjustments to the toaster that make it violently launch whatever is placed inside, after setting it on fire.
-The description of the kitchen should include that it has no windows, and a few rusty metal hoops set into the ceiling that hint at other uses for the room. While I'm at it, a circular metal drain in the middle of the room, like in a prison shower.
-The general d├ęcor should be that of a '50s diner.
-Cakes are in the cupboard.
-The fridge should contain beers, because Crab Nicholson is such a bro.

P.S. Blending a pillow spreads feathers, mysterious hairballs, and newspaper shreddings everywhere, and if you do that and use the barbecue there's a big fire and you die like the retard you are.
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Re: Crab's Kitchen

Post  Zaphod Beeblebrox on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:11 pm

I like.
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Post  crabzilla on Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:08 am

rat traps and or rat poison which can be licked for a funny statement and be combined with some food item to do something poison like
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